In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

ya know that kid whos at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing?? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far

mariofartwii:

getting captchas right

image

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

If artists were pokemon, Ellie Goulding would be an electric type and you know I’m right.

Anonymous
I guess you could possibly like me. What types of girls do you like?

Anonymous
You're so cute and really sweet.i'm sad you'd never want me :(

you never know!

bondoge:

are u from oklahoma because ur ok

Anonymous
I ship you with me cause you're a stud tbh and I also sorta wish I was you cause you're pretty cool

haha this is obviously a friend but love u bby <3