mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
ya know that kid whos at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing?? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far
why dont these words rhyme
but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do
If artists were pokemon, Ellie Goulding would be an electric type and you know I’m right.